TRUE FRIENDSHIP

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words and speak slowly.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask ? ,

Friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

Oh and remember....when life hands you Lemons, get some tequila and salt and call me ASAP!

Because I love you You don't have to worry about anything My Darling, Stay Gold Please smile innocently Forever... The young boy hidden deep within your eyes Continues to entice my instincts Aah somehow, let it continue Good Luck There will most likely continue to be Sad things ahead of us My Darling, Stay Gold Because even getting hurt is important Because I love you You don't have to worry about anything My Darling, Stay Gold Please smile innocently Forever... Figured out a job We can't continue playing around forever Sometimes it's good to learn adult intelligence and common sense Ahh Tonight, let's just say Good Night They say change is A fundamental part of the human heart But Darling, Your Soul Will continue to shine kindly Because I love you You don't have to worry about anything My Darling, Stay Gold Please smile innocently Forever... Because I love you You don't have to worry about anything My Darling, Stay Gold If I can keep smiling innocently Each and every day...