1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER
DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF.

2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE
ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT - USE
THE SINK.

4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR
A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE
A TIMER.

5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM
ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T
MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE
DUCT TAPE.

8. REMEMBER - EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.

9. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL
PROBLEM.

DAILY THOUGHT: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR
ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE
STAIRS.

On a day battered with unforgiving cold rain,
There sits a couple who have reasoned everything out
In a car that now relies on the radio to pierce the silence.
There is no meaning to goodbye,
Because if we were to meet again someday,
Wouldn’t that be just wonderful?

Were the radio waves of my heart able to reach you?
It’s broadcasting from the Heart Station of sinners
And only God knows
How much I miss you.

I can’t go on without forgetting you,
That’s how it seems at least… But why is it then
That only all the good memories of us remain?

Without a doubt, though I’ve separated from you, you’re right here…
Right here at the centre of my heart.

I felt like I heard your voice back there,
Coming from the Heart Station that broadcasts at 1 in the night.
Wherever I am, there always seems to be
This beating of two pulses.

Were the radio signals of my heart able to get to you?
It broadcasts from the Heart Station of lovers,
And tonight’s requests also flood in with myriads of**
“I Love You”.

This voice of mine, were you able to hear it?
It’s broadcasting in the small hours of the night from that Heart Station…
Even now, we are still connected
On this secret frequency.

Were you able to receive these transmissions from my heart?
They come from the Heart Station of sinners
And only God knows…. this secret I keep.

Cocooned in wonder and ecstasy at once

under October’s warm evening rain

It’s light… and gentle… as its kiss dances on

eclipsing all else, it swims through the veins

The rain, pouring now, let it pour

Pour down onto the skin, untamed

This mystical moment, burned into eternity

beyond compare, such a thing could never be feigned

Stronger now, it falls, a billion liquid vows

Each beat of the heart quicker than the last

Almost as if to serenade this union, the wind suddenly howls!

Misting this beautiful tempest into the racing pulse

Hair matted against faces, brilliant smiling faces

The distant stars pulled from above, sprinkled into the eyes

Taking flight together, to such incredible places

…without further hesitation, lives entwine

Lightning, the photographer, illuminating the night

No smoke nor mirrors, nature need not ploy

As the wilderness cries and sea’s subside

the rain feels more like tears of joy

Bitterness all around…..

In those stinging words

In that blunt tone

In those cold eyes

In that thoughtlessness

In that smirk on your face

In that arrogance with friends

In that argument to satisfy your ego

In that gruffness

In the way you just walked out of my life

I have watched you grow into a Coxcomb!!!

Aint gonna help me being corny anymore

I cant take no more of this

I need to break out from this shell

I wont cower no more!

I cant be crass no more!

At last this bitterness from you has got me!

Changed me from the person i knew i was.

And now……

I spread the same Bitterness all around

Guess thats the taste everyone relishes!!

And So I Ask

I ask the sun

I ask the light

I ask the stars

For I am in the silence
For I am in the shadows
For I am here

Won’t you let me live inside your heart?

I ask the sun
I ask the light
I ask the stars

For I am in the dark
For I am in the cold
For I am here

Won’t you let me live inside your heart?

And so I ask

For I am here
Where I have always been
For I am here
Waiting

And I ask the sun
And I ask the light
And I ask the stars
Won’t you let me live inside your heart?

Won’t you let me live?

And so I ask

I Choose Love

So I tell you
Go ahead
Look down
Step aside
Turn around
Walk away

Do what you wish

I choose love

At times
I want to hurt you
Forget you
Disown you
Break you
But I won’t

For I choose love

And on those dark days
Were you have left me
Broken
Breathless
Frightened
Lonely
Shattered

I choose love

This broken heart
Breathless soul
Frightened child
Lonely vessel
Shattered spirit

I choose love

Oh how you live in my bones
It would be so easy
To be like you
But I won’t

For I choose love

To give love
Show love
Crave love
Accept love
Feel love

So I tell you
Go ahead
Look down
Step aside
Turn around
Walk away

I choose love

Spit
Tare
Break
Stomp

On love
On me
Do what you wish

But I choose love

Sunset

The sunset settled over the clouds and the colors of red, orange and purple escaped through the mist into my eyes. Happiness, you and i were looking at the same sunset. It may be hot tomorrow but it was worth every bit of the crap that happened because it ended on that sunset.

No matter what happened it brought me back..to you.

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Such beauty spoken by a man with a heart stolen by a Princess. My heart has been stolen since the day my lips pressed upon yours. Since the first time I wrapped my arm around you snuggled on that small ass couch watching 28 days later which I never paid attention to. All i paid attention to was your laughter, your smile and how easily we talked about everything that night. That night will forever be branded in my heart as a night of trust and morning of awakening to a new love.

A new love that grows stronger everyday I spend with you. Through all the drama..heart pounding earth-shattering making love..and the kisses that steal my heart each time..I really wouldn’t want to fight with or make love to anyone but you..the one I love.

You posses my heart, my life, my very exsistance & without you..I can’t breathe..

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“I have seen sunsets and sunrises, but nothing of your beautiful face. The pieces of my broken heart can pass through the eye of a needle. I miss you like the sun misses the flower. Like the sun misses the flower in the depths of winter. Instead of beauty to direct its light to,the heart hardens like the frozen world your absence has sent me to…Hope guides me. It gets me through the day and especially the night. The hope that after you leave my sight it will not be the last time I look upon you.”
- A Knight’s Tale-

Lord, help us to be fully alive to your holy presence. Enfold us in your love. Let our heart become one with yours. I know all man kind fall short in the glory of god, but please Lord forgive us of our daily sins so that we may be complete when faced before our father. Father I pray that these words touch the heart of at-least one wayward soul, so that they may see the true glory of your grace when we return home. Amen

Sojourn

I am unbroken
by your chastening glances
and when you found me
I was a young man
I needed guidance
but you showed me how
I never thought this was simple
but I tied the line
and brought crumbled earth on my chest
felt her tears, empty and breathless
and as the the trills and dips surrounded me
I felt the world push back
and together we sway

I have staggered along this road,

As a blind man might or a beggar.

Hungry with desire,

for what

you have revealed to me in the shadow of

the light which is

cast

from the soul of your eyes.

For that which reveals also condemns,

Penetrating the darkness of my soul,

Cutting a swath of forgiveness,

As a sword might,

For that which hurts,

also heals.

You have cut me down to shape me,

As sands do to a stone,

With sound and fury as waves,

That crash,

along the shoreline of my mind.

I have toiled through mud, storms and fury.

And with each step you have been with me.

Your eyes a transcendent,

light upon an

unknown horizon.

Your heart,

Both innocent and worthy,

Is a soul without boundaries,

As the ocean is without boundaries.

Yet cleanses,

and heals.

For you are the earth,

and the vessel that carries

all that is divine.

Because you love,

wholly and unconditionally.

And by this love,

Which is infinite in depth,

As the halo of the sun

is when it kisses the earth,

We shall survive.

Happiness is all around us. It’s in the things that make a difference in our lives. It’s in the small people, the small things, the fine details, and the big picture.

Does anyone hear me?

Can u see the tears run down from my eyes?

Can you see sadness that fills my face cause of so much hurt and pain that fills my heart?

The pain of wanting 2 be loved and held, or a family with compassion and support for what i am or what i do theres no one.

No one to hold you when u cry.

No one to tell you they love u when u feel unloved.

No one to dry your tears and take away your hurt and pain.

NO ONE.

Seems like only hurt and pain is comin your way right now protect your heart no matter what dont get hurt again.

Looking into your eyes and I see my angel, love,compassion,and warm warmheartedness.

My angel so sweet how you tell me you love me.

My angel so nice to feel your arms around me with a warm hug.

My angel so excited when you kiss me soft and deep.

Don’t know what to say when I look at you but my angel my angle I love u so.

What else can I call u? I don’t know but my angel sounds so good right now.

Float like you do, soft flower of mine,

fall into these hungry arms

like the colours of the Spring into my mind

My sweet elixir, my breathing poem

…how I gaze, swimming in those eyes of chartreusse

unbeknownst

Sheltered by the shade, let’s carve our names into a tree, entwine

You’re already etched deep into my heart

…soft flower of mine

There’s nothing but warmth and peace inside

so melt like the colours of the Spring

…into my mind

Stained Glass Heart

Prismatic

Heart of glass

Dynamic hues dancing

Like a lava lamp of passion

So many feelings fleeting and fast

All my life reacting to a myriad of meanings

The colors never run into a blur to grayish brown

Nothing blends or shares space all are uniquely separate

Passion pain and perfection exist in their own time

There are those who can align these experiences

Shape them into stripes or checkers all

Shaped alike but not this heart

It loves and cherishes every

Moment and shade of

Awareness wanting

More Accepting

Less until you

Shine my way

Then slowly

I am free

And Explode

it fell away
you were standing naked
clothed in new scars
since I’d seen you last
its been a journey
tracing those scars
with lips and fingers
and a tired heart
where are we now?

…They had left their homes to pursue their studies…taken the toil of being all by themselves at a young age…..away from family and friends. Two strangers who longed for the same heights… Destiny crossed their paths and they were strangers no more… Days…Weeks…Years… And the twosome had become so used to each other……… They’d laugh, cry, fight, share their dreams, sip from the same coffee mug……a perfect blend to those who witnessed their pious relation…

College ended…both well placed in the same MNC…..earn well……everything rosy………..evrything lookin so ideal…..everything jus’ b’ful !!! The realisation of the incompleteness without each other was not under cover…they knew they had met to be together…. The news broke to the families………..Surprise ! Shock ! Tiff ! Questions and Answers ! Ups and Downs !……….

……………………………& it continues to leave our two bewildered and disappointed and desperate to break free from the shackles of society, caste, creed, customs and what not !!!!

I, being, poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

The lips smile even in pain
When I remember the forgone moments
Forgone moments
For the sake of the moon’s longetivity
I obtained life from smiling
In your lap, my day day passed
In your arms, my nights passed
Today when I remember those moments
All the sorrows in the heart are forgotten

The lowering of your head on to my shoulder
Your hiding in my chest
Under my protection day and night
Your breaking like glass
Today even when I see that sight
The wilderness of the heart is destroyed

[Dard mein bhi yeh lab muskura jaate hai
Beete lambhein humein jab bhi yaad aate hai]2
Beete lambheinnnnn

[Chand lambhaat ke vaaste hi sahi
Mushkura kar mili thi mujhe zindagi]2

Teri aagosh din the mere kate
Teri baaahon mein thi mere raatien kati
OoOOooOOO OO

Aaj bhi jab woh pal mujhko yaad aate hain
Dil se saare gumo ko bhoola jate hai
[Dard mein bhi yeh lab muskura jaate hai
Beete lambhein humein jab bhi yaad aate hai]2

Beete lambheinnnnn

[Mere kandhein mein sar ko Jukana Tera
Mere sene mein khud ko chupana teraa]2

Aake mere panaho mein shaam-o-seher
Kanch ki trah woh tut jana tera

OoOOooOOO OO

Aaj bhi jab woh manzar nazar aate hai
Dil ki viraniyon ko mita jate hai

[Dard mein bhi yeh lab muskura jaate hai
Beet lambhein humein jab bhi yaad aate hai]2

Beete lambheinnnnn
Dard Mein .....Beete lambheinnnnn
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don't find love, let love find you.
that's why it's called falling in love,
because you don't force yourself to fall.
you just fall.