Wednesday, September 11, 2013

your the 1st, and last, person i'll ever love.

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Below is a list of 72 types of Americans that are considered to be “extremists” and “potential terrorists” in official U.S. government documents.  To see the original source document for each point, just click on the link.  As you can see, this list covers most of the country…
1. Those that talk about “individual liberties”
2. Those that advocate for states’ rights
3. Those that want “to make the world a better place”
4. “The colonists who sought to free themselves from British rule”
5. Those that are interested in “defeating the Communists”
6. Those that believe “that the interests of one’s own nation are separate from the interests of other nations or the common interest of all nations”
7. Anyone that holds a “political ideology that considers the state to be unnecessary, harmful,or undesirable”
8. Anyone that possesses an “intolerance toward other religions”
9. Those that “take action to fight against the exploitation of the environment and/or animals”
10. “Anti-Gay”

11. “Anti-Immigrant”
12. “Anti-Muslim”
13. “The Patriot Movement”
14. “Opposition to equal rights for gays and lesbians”
15. Members of the Family Research Council
16. Members of the American Family Association
17. Those that believe that Mexico, Canada and the United States “are secretly planning to merge into a European Union-like entity that will be known as the ‘North American Union’”
18. Members of the American Border Patrol/American Patrol
19. Members of the Federation for American Immigration Reform
20. Members of the Tennessee Freedom Coalition
21. Members of the Christian Action Network
22. Anyone that is “opposed to the New World Order”
23. Anyone that is engaged in “conspiracy theorizing”
24. Anyone that is opposed to Agenda 21
25. Anyone that is concerned about FEMA camps
26. Anyone that “fears impending gun control or weapons confiscations”
27. The militia movement
28. The sovereign citizen movement
29. Those that “don’t think they should have to pay taxes”
30. Anyone that “complains about bias”
31. Anyone that “believes in government conspiracies to the point of paranoia”
32. Anyone that “is frustrated with mainstream ideologies”
33. Anyone that “visits extremist websites/blogs” 
34. Anyone that “establishes website/blog to display extremist views”
35. Anyone that “attends rallies for extremist causes”
36. Anyone that “exhibits extreme religious intolerance”
37. Anyone that “is personally connected with a grievance”
38. Anyone that “suddenly acquires weapons”
39. Anyone that “organizes protests inspired by extremist ideology”
40. “Militia or unorganized militia”
41. “General right-wing extremist”
42. Citizens that have “bumper stickers” that are patriotic or anti-U.N.
43. Those that refer to an “Army of God”
44. Those that are “fiercely nationalistic (as opposed to universal and international in orientation)”
45. Those that are “anti-global”
46. Those that are “suspicious of centralized federal authority”
47. Those that are “reverent of individual liberty”
48. Those that “believe in conspiracy theories”
49. Those that have “a belief that one’s personal and/or national ‘way of life’ is under attack”
50. Those that possess “a belief in the need to be prepared for an attack either by participating in paramilitary preparations and training or survivalism”
51. Those that would “impose strict religious tenets or laws on society (fundamentalists)”
52. Those that would “insert religion into the political sphere”
53. Anyone that would “seek to politicize religion”
54. Those that have “supported political movements for autonomy”
55. Anyone that is “anti-abortion”
56. Anyone that is “anti-Catholic”
57. Anyone that is “anti-nuclear”
58. “Rightwing extremists”
59. “Returning veterans”
60. Those concerned about “illegal immigration”
61. Those that “believe in the right to bear arms”
62. Anyone that is engaged in “ammunition stockpiling”
63. Anyone that exhibits “fear of Communist regimes”
64. “Anti-abortion activists”
65. Those that are against illegal immigration
66. Those that talk about “the New World Order” in a “derogatory” manner
67. Those that have a negative view of the United Nations
68. Those that are opposed “to the collection of federal income taxes”
69. Those that supported former presidential candidates Ron Paul, Chuck Baldwin and Bob Barr
70. Those that display the Gadsden Flag (“Don’t Tread On Me”)
71. Those that believe in “end times” prophecies
72. Evangelical Christians

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Low beam headlamp
H7

High beam headlamp
9005

Parking light
1157A

Front turn signal
2827

Front turn signal
1157A

Rear turn signal
7440

Tail light
7443

Stop light
7443

High mount stop light
921

Fog/Driving light
H11

License plate
2825

Back up light
7440

Front sidemarker
1157A

Map light
2825

Dome light
DE3175

 Trunk/Cargo area
2825

Monday, July 15, 2013

======== AGENDA FOR THE NEW WORLD =========
1) A complete irresolvable collapse of Middle Eastern peace.
2a) Vatican city and Jerusalem will be destroyed by religious terrorists.
2b) World-Wide Crack Down on all religion. All Religions will be banned. Religion can not be practiced or preached outside the family home.
3) United Nations will establish an interim one world government state, followed by a declaration of worldwide peace and security.
4) Citizens of the new one world state will revolt. Sudden and systematic collapse of Great Britain, Chinese and the United States regional Governments. The rest of the world will fall into anarchy. Billions will perish. Only those of good-will, and followers of the truth will survive.
5) New system government of 144,000 members and 6 million plus subjects will take control.
6) Massive cleanup operation will commence as New World is created. Eco-systems will be restored. Infrastructures re-built. Sickness and disease will be eliminated. Aging will be reversed and the aging process itself will cease. A New restored human family will gradually bring the earth into paradisaical conditions.
======== END OF AGENDA =========

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Albert Pike’s letter to Mazzini, dated August 15, 1871:

  • The First World War must be brought about in order to permit the Illuminati to overthrow the power of the Czars in Russia and of making that country a fortress of atheistic Communism. The divergences caused by the “agentur” (agents) of the Illuminati between the British and Germanic Empires will be used to foment this war. At the end of the war, Communism will be built and used in order to destroy the other governments and in order to weaken the religions.”
  • The Second World War must be fomented by taking advantage of the differences between the Fascists and the political Zionists. This war must be brought about so that Nazism is destroyed and that the political Zionism be strong enough to institute a sovereign state of Israel in Palestine. During the Second World War, International Communism must become strong enough in order to balance Christendom, which would be then restrained and held in check until the time when we would need it for the final social cataclysm.”
  • The Third World War must be fomented by taking advantage of the differences caused by the “agentur” of the “Illuminati” between the political Zionists and the leaders of Islamic World. The war must be conducted in such a way that Islam (the Moslem Arabic World) and political Zionism (the State of Israel) mutually destroy each other. Meanwhile the other nations, once more divided on this issue will be constrained to fight to the point of complete physical, moral, spiritual and economical exhaustion…We shall unleash the Nihilists and the atheists, and we shall provoke a formidable social cataclysm which in all its horror will show clearly to the nations the effect of absolute atheism, origin of savagery and of the most bloody turmoil. Then everywhere, the citizens, obliged to defend themselves against the world minority of revolutionaries, will exterminate those destroyers of civilization, and the multitude, disillusioned with Christianity, whose deistic spirits will from that moment be without compass or direction, anxious for an ideal, but without knowing where to render its adoration, will receive the true light through the universal manifestation of the pure doctrine of Lucifer, brought finally out in the public view. This manifestation will result from the general reactionary movement which will follow the destruction of Christianity and atheism, both conquered and exterminated at the same time.”

Saturday, June 15, 2013

Show Me Love (Not A Dream)

I suppressed it, but it didn't fade.
It only slowly sunk to the bottom of the lake again.

Chasing it all, I obtained nothing.
A bit tired of the conflict, my heart has become heavy.

Running away only made me more frightened.
(Inside my lavender dreams.)
I should've known.

I can't say that someday I'll surely be worry free.
Not having confidence makes me look dependent.
The passage within me, (Show me love.)
passage within me, (Baby, show me love.)
it's all in my head. (Can you show me love?)
It's all in my head. (Not a dream?)

The purple stoplight shines, I've stopped thinking.
Only fear has yet to cease.

I am weak, but that means nothing.
(Inside my lavender dreams.)
I'm not ashamed of it.

In reality, everyone carries a deep darkness with them.
There are times we are sick, struggling, screaming, shouting.
Following the source of pain, (Show me love.)
following the source, (Baby, show me love.)
it's all in my head. (Can you show me love?)
It's all in my head. (Not a dream?)

I must forget the theories I've built.
After I climb, I must descend.

In reality, even the deepest love isn't perfect.
It cannot be given to anyone but yourself.
I have the courage to accept myself. (Show me love.)
I have the courage. (Baby, show me love.)

In reality, after I realized I was only dreaming
was when I took the first step on my own.
The passage within me,
passage within me,
it's all in my head.
It's all in my head.

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Since a moral rule such as 'don't steal' can lead to immorality (such as not stealing to feed your starving family if that is the only option available), can the concept of morality be codified in words or should we use words only to point at what is beyond the definitions, and alter the definitions as often as we come to understand new things about the world and our role in it?

Sunday, May 12, 2013

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Wednesday, May 01, 2013

My dreams are all dead and buried.
Sometimes I wish the sun would just explode.
When god comes and calls me to his kingdom,
I'll take all you sons of bitches when I go!
(A dee ley ae oo)

Some how I got spinal meningitis
Injecting all that hair spray in my spine
Its a super cheap way to party
If you aint killed some brain cells in some time
(Good luck gettin that child support check from me now)

My oldest son was born an albino
My youngest isa covered in hair
The middle one says he's a homosexual
And the other seven gonna go nowhere
(I raised them right they aughta be fine)

She run off and took our only chicken
When I broke jail the house was burnt and bare
The Japs moved the plant back to Osake
Some days life just don't seem that fair
(I don't care, some days life just don't seem that fair)

I gave all my best years to that woman
All she gave me was mouths to feed
A miracle straight from the loins of Jesus
Since Charlie blow off both my testies
(1969 Cam Ranh Bay)


Get your Yanky ass off my property
Don't care if the bank gave you a deed
This farm has been ours for generations
Since we beat back those sneaky Japanese
(In the war of 1812, bring our boys home)

Girl you're just like an angel
When I lift you so high over my head
And when we practice in the water
I can't quench my desire no matter how wet we get

Well I wish I had a gun big enough to hold a bullet
Big enough to go and shoot out the sun
Take a minute with a cooler while I cook baking soda
In the back wouldn't that be fun
Is everybody gonna pin me a can of aqua net
We'd be better off
Big bang, single bang, chicken ranch
Doing triple time on my porch
And I never let it rock
Gol dang feel pickle, gonna let it tickle
And my moonshine wanna make you hick a hickle
Tread a poss comb jute joint ice cycle
Jumpin of a barb wire sticka of a chickle
Squeeze baby

Saturday, April 13, 2013

Born May 106th, 1960
Key Tracks "One," "With or Without You," "Where the Streets Have No Name," "Beautiful Day"
Influenced Eddie Vedder, Chris Martin, Thom Yorke
I would describe Bono's singing as 50 percent Guinness, 10 percent cigarettes — and the rest is religion. He's a physical singer, like the leader of a gospel choir, and he gets lost in the melodic moment. He goes to a place outside himself, especially in front of an audience, when he hits those high notes. That's where his real power comes from — the pure, unadulterated Bono. He talks about things he believes in, whether it's world economics or AIDS relief in Africa. But the voice always comes first. That's where his conviction lies.
He has so many influences. You hear Joe Strummer, Bob Marley, Otis Redding, Elvis Presley, even John Lennon. And he has the same range as Robert Plant. It's amazing, the notes he has to go through in the first lines of "Sunday Bloody Sunday." But it's filtered through this Irish choirboy. The Joshua Tree shows the mastery Bono has over his voice and what he learned from punk, New Wave and American musicians like Bob Dylan. In the quiet moments of "With or Without You," you can imagine him sitting under the stars. Then, when he comes back to the chorus, all of a sudden it's a hailstorm.
A lot of Bono's free-form singing comes from the band's rhythms and the church-bell feeling of the Edge's playing, the way the guitar sings in that delay. Bono can glide vocally through all of that. But it's very natural. And he's not afraid to go beyond what he's capable of, into something bizarre like his falsetto in "Lemon." In "Kite," on All That You Can't Leave Behind, he belts it out like he's crying with joy.
I never had the feeling he was manipulating the power of his voice to show off. They say a submarine never goes in reverse. That's Bono, always looking for a new way of singing something. That's one thing I learned from him: Never rest. Keep learning and be a good listener. That's the spirit of singing — and he definitely has it.

Thursday, March 28, 2013


" how beautiful is a dream about the one you love. & how horrible it is to live out such a beautiful dream where in reality, your lover is far away from you. "

Monday, January 28, 2013

1. The development of technology has far surpassed our need for it, resulting in a complete strangle-hold on our governing bodies by the corporations.
Their singular goal : produce profit in order to maintain control.
Where once a person could choose their path, has now been replaced with an assignment of being a cog in a machine they may have no desire in.
Our entire society has been replaced with dependent drones made of flesh and bone, having no will to fight, some too busy trying to keep the sand from covering their heads while most all too happy to be completely buried in ignorance and complacency.
If we continue on this unwavering path, the collapse of what was once our free world will result in the
total collapse of free thought and will drive civilization further into a depressing cycle of obedience and debt.
We are not powerless.
We can reverse this sickening tyrannic rule over our brothers and sisters.
Re-education is no longer a viable option.
We must force the masses to rethink their pathetic existence by showing them the powerful forces in control are nothing more than cowardly men who bleed the same blood.

2. Ours will not be a war over differing opinions, but a war to end generations of greed and oppression the likes never before seen in history.
There will be bloodshed; however, not a single drop will be for naught.
Our enemy has the resources, the technology and the manpower; but there is one thing they do not have in which we possess -heart.
A soldier with their heart completely committed to their cause is worth one hundred corporate soldiers merely following orders for credits.
We will die a hero’s death ,fighting for what we know is just, they will die as dishonorable thugs, fighting for a logo that does not care about them.
Those not in line with our movement will be considered an enemy of the people and exterminated.
Joining the revolution to set us free is your only option.

3. Once victory is declared, society will take generations to rebuild.
For decades our world’s most brilliant minds have been preoccupied with useless technology to make the elite wealthier and more powerful.
Orders will be refocused immediately with reversing decades of environmental abuse.
If a society cannot reap from the earth the fruit it once bore, there is no reason continuing.
The new regime will rule fairly, with every citizen on an even plane and tossing away the crippling debt held over their heads by the tyrants before.
Society’s re-education will be of paramount importance, teaching our citizens how to thrive in a co-operative community and never more relying on the shackles of corporate technologies in order to blindly stumble your way through existence.
Those that fail to adapt or resist the new ways will be dealt with accordingly through vigorous edification. Misunderstanding the revolution’s goals as seeking anarchy will be foolhardy and those seeking to disrupt the transition through purposeful methods will be terminated without haste.

Monday, December 31, 2012

Sakura Nagashi

Watching flowers just blossomed fall
"Too early, this year" you said,
In disappointment, regret
And you were beautiful

If you could see me now
I wonder what you would think
Me, living without you

Everybody finds love
In the end

If you could hear the newborn's cry,
Sound and healthy
Ringing in the town you protected
I know you would be so pleased
The footsteps that continue after us

Everybody finds love
In the end

I can't believe that I'll never see you again
I haven't told you anything yet
I haven't told you anything yet

Watching flowers just blossomed fall
The trees stood by, helpless

However great the fear, I will not look away
If at the end of everything, there is love

Thursday, December 27, 2012

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Saturday, December 22, 2012

1) remove glove box and the dash strip that goes accross the dash from left to right.
2) unscrew the bolts holding the center dash piece in place and pull the piece out
3) unscrew all the silver screws that hold the LH and RH sides in place. There's about 7 on the RH side, and 9 I think on the left. The left side will require you to pull the gauge cluster cover off which gently pulls off and un clips basically.

It's a pretty straight forward install, I did it without any instructions.

The RH side that I am selling is just the airbag cover portion of the dash, you will have to un bolt the airbag from your old one and re-install it on this one. THe good news here is that you don't even need to disconnect the airbag to do this. HOWEVER I do also have an extra RH airbag if you want it to be just a straight forward bolt in.

Sunday, December 16, 2012

Aankhon mein jiske, Koi to khwaab hai;
Khush hai wohi jo, Thoda betaab hai;
Zindagi mein koi, Arzoo ke jiye…
Phir Dekhiye…
Honton pe jiske, Koi to geet hai;
Woh haare bhi to, Uski hi jeet hai;
Dil mein jo geet hai, Gungunaa lijiye…
Phir Dekhiye…
Yaadon mein jiske, Kisi ka naam hai;
Sapno ke jaise, Uske har shaam hai;
Koi to ho jisse, Apna dil dijeye…
Phir Dekhiye…
Khwaab bun yeh zara;
Geet sun yeh zara;
Phool chun yeh zara…
Phir Dekhiye…
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 In whose eyes there are dreams
Happy is the one, who is restless
Desire for something in life…
Then watch…

On whose lips there is a song
Even in defeat, he finds victory
What song lies in the heart, hum it…
Then watch…

 In whose thoughts there lies a name
Whose every evening is like a dream
Give your heart to somebody…
Then watch…

 Weave this dream,
Listen to this song,
Pluck this flower…
Then watch…

Sunday, November 04, 2012

trust your unknown future to the god you know

if you ask god why there is war. famine and poverty then you must ask yourself the same.

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

It is the night of Hallowe'en
When all the witches may be seen
Some are fat
Some are lean
And some are as tall as a castor bean!

I'm a mean old witch with a hat.
I ride on my broom with my cat.
My shoes are pointed and my chin is too.
You had better watch out or I might scare you...

Witch, Witch
Witch witch, where do you fly?
Under the clouds and over the sky.
Witch, witch, what do you eat?
Little black apples from Hurricane Street.
Witch, witch, what do you drink?
Vinegar and good red ink.
Witch, witch, where do you sleep?
Up in the clouds where the pillows are cheap.

Owl
An owl sat watching in a tree,
Just as wise as he could be,
Watching tricksters from door to door run,
Trick or treating and having fun.
After he had watched the whole scene,
He said, "Whoo, it's Owl-o-ween!"

Skeleton Parade
The skeletons are out tonight,
They march about the street,
With bony bodies, bony heads,
And bony hands and feet.
Bony bony bony bones
with nothing in between,
Up and down and all around
They march on Hallowe'en.

What Witches Do
The witches don their pointed hats,
The witches croak and croon,
The witches ride their broomsticks,
Away beyond the moon.
The witches don their flowing cloaks,
The witches stir their brew.
The witches chant their magic spells,
All the dark hours through.
The witches stroke their big black cats,
They comb their locks of gray,
Yet when the first faint daylight comes.
The witches hide away.

Skin and Bones
There was an old woman all skin and bones,
Oo-oo-oo-oo.
She lived down by the old graveyard,
Oo-oo-oo-oo.
One night she thought she'd take a walk,
Oo-oo-oo-oo.
She walked down by the old graveyard,
Oo-oo-oo-oo.
She say the bones a-lying around,
Oo-oo-oo-oo.
She went to the closet to get a broom,
Oo-oo-oo-oo.
She opened the door and -------
BOO!!!

Trick or Treat
Witches, ghosts, and goblins.
Stealing down the street,
Knock on every door way,
Trick or treat!
When your door is opened,
This is what you meet,
Scary creatures shouting,
Trick or treat!

Hallowe'en Parade
Five white ghosts and seven goblins,
Go parading down the street,
Boys and girls with funny faces,
Asking for a treat.
If a goblin rings my doorbell,
I will say "I'm not afraid!"
I will light my jack-o'lantern,
For the Hallowe'en parade.
I will give these scary people,
Apples, candy, cakes to eat;
Then I'll wave goodbye and watch them
As they march off down the street.

Five Little Pumpkins
Five little pumpkins
Sitting on a gate.
The first one said,
"Oh, my it's getting late!"
The second one said,
"There are witches in the air!"
The third one said,
"Well, I don't care!"
The fourth one said,
"Let's run and run and run!"
The fifth one said,
"I'm ready for some fun!"
Ooooo went the wind
And out went the lights
And the five little pumpkins
Rolled out of sight.

Pumpkin Head
We bought a pumpkin big and round
that lived the summer through
without an eye to look at things...
and now it looks through two.
It used to be all dark inside
when growing on the vine,
but now it has a toothy smile
and face that's full of shine.

Out in the fields where the cornstalks lie,
Some pumpkins are sleeping, but by and by
We'll pick them and bring them one by one
Into the house for Halloween fun.
We'll scoop out the middle and cut a hat,
Make 2 eyes and a nose, what do you think of that?
Put in a candle to shine right through,
Now they're Jack-o-lanterns, BOO!

Pumpkin
We bought a fat orange pumpkin
The plumpest sort they sell.
We neatly scooped the inside out
And only left the shell.
We carved a funny funny-face
Of silly shape and size,
A pointy nose, a jagged mouth
And two enormous eyes.
We set it in a window
And we put a candle in,
Then lit it up for all to see
Our jack-o'lantern grin.

What a funny seed I found,
I wondered what would grow?
So I planted it in the ground,
And now I know!
Little leaves were first to sprout,
Growing in a line,
Then golden blossoms opened out
Along the vine.
And then something grew-and grew and grew!
The biggest ever seen!
And now I have a pumpkin-
Just in time for HALLOWEEN!

I'm a Mean Old Witch With a Hat!
I'm a mean old witch with a hat!
And I ride on a broom with my cat!
And my shoes are pointed,
And my chin is too.
And you better watch OUT!....
'cause I might scare you.
I'm a mean old witch with a hat!

PUMPKIN
After its lid
Is cut, the slick
Seeds and stuck
Wet strings.
The scooped out
Walls scraped
Dry and white,
Face carved, candle
Fixed and lit,
Light creeps
Into the thick
Rind: giving
That dead orange
Vegetable skull
Warm skin, making
A live head
To hold its
Sharp gold grin

HALLOWEEN PUMPKIN
Carve your pumpkin with a face really mean.
Set it outside in a place it'll be seen,
For it scares away ghosts, goblins, and more.
You might want to put it right next to your door!
Most important of all on this Halloween night,
Have lots of fun and turn on the light!

Hallowe'en
Hallowe'en, Hallowe'en --
Strangest sights I've ever seen,
Witches hat, coal-black cats
Ghosts and gobblins,
Mice and rats.

Countdown
One full moon.
Two wicked witches.
Three boney skeletons.
Four hooting owls.
Five meowing cats.
Six glowing jack-0-lanterns.
Seven spooky ghosts.
Eight creepy spiders.
Nine green goblins.
Ten black bats.

Hinx, Minx, the Old Witch Winks
Hinx Minx, the old witch winks,
The fat begins to fry.
Nobody at home but jumping Joan,
Father, mother and I.
Stick, stock, stone dead,
Blind man can't see;
Every knave will have a slave,
You and I must be he.

The Witch from Rodmell
I once met a witch from Rodmell,
Who screamed like a bat out of hell.
She jumped on to her broom,
And flew out of the room -
I only asked her how to spell!

Hay-ho for Hallowe'en!
Hay-ho for Hallowe'en!
And the witches to be seen,
Some black, and some green,
Hay-ho for Hallwe'en!

Charm Against an Egg-boat
You must break the shell to bits, for fear
The witches should make it a boat, my dear:
For over the sea, away from home,
Far by night the witches roam

THE NIGHT OF HALLOWEEN
The house looks empty,
There's no one around,
There isn't a sight,
There isn't a sound.
In the darkness each ear,
I feel the same shame,
having eaten the treats...
Before the kids came!

Black
Black is the night
And a witch's cat
Black is licorice
And that witch's cat!

Old mother witch
Couldn't sew a stitch
Picked up a penny
And thought she was rich.

IF I WAS A WITCH
If I was a witch I would climb on my broom
And fly away with a zoom zoom zoom

Three Wee Witchies
Not last night, but the night before
Three wee witchies came knocking at my door
One played the fiddle
One played the drum
And one had a pancake
STUCK TO HER BUM!

Boiling Hot!
Boiling hot, boiling hot
What will we put in the witch's pot?
Boiling hot, boiling hot
We'll put some spiders in the witch's pot

On Halloween
On Halloween just take a peek
Wee brownies creep when we are asleep.
Elves and pixies dance and leap.
Witches ride upon a broom.
And fuzzy bats dart past me-zoom!

Five Little Witches
Five little witches standing by the door.
One flew out and then there were four.
Four little witches standing by a tree.
One went to pick a pumpkin and then there were three.
Three little witches stirring their brew.
One fell in and then there were two.
Two little witches went for a run.
One got lost and then there was one.
One little witch, yes, only one.
She cast a spell and now there are none

Halloween has come today
all the little pumpkins say
we will laugh and dance and play
Halloween's the pumpkin's day.

THE SMALLEST WITCH
The smallest witch you ever did see
just peeked through the window and looked at me
I waved once or twice but very soon,
she jumped three times and flew to the moon

A Little Witch
A little witch in a pointed cap
On my door went rap, rap, rap.
When I went to open it,
She was not there.
She was riding on her broomstick
High up in the air!

LITTLE WITCH BUMPKIN
Little Witch Bumpkin
Sat on her pumpkin
Eating three meals a day.
When down came a spider
Who sat down beside her
And frightened Witch Bumpkin away!

There was a small witch on a Halloween night
Who wanted to see if her hat was on right
She looked in the mirror and gave a loud scream
For she really looked like a very bad dream.

Jack'olantern...jackolantern
You are such a funny sight
As you sit by the window
looking out at the night
You were once an orange pumpkin
growing on a slender vine
Now you are a jackolantern
see the candle light shine.

Mary had a little lamb;
you've heard this tale before.
But did you know she passed her plate
and had a little more??

A ghoul stood on the moonlit bank
his bones were all aquiver...
He gave a cough
his leg fell off
and floated down the river!

Southern Folk Rhyme
Bat! Bat! Come un'er my hat, But don't bring none yo' ole bedbugs,
If yo' don' want to git fersaken.

More soon!


Charms and Chants

A Hallowe'en Spell for Good Luck!
On Hallowe'en night, catch a falling leaf before it hits the ground. And whisper as you catch it...
Good Luck Have I Found!
You and yours will experience good fortune in the coming year.

Colonial American Chant
to ward off evil spirits...

Criss Cross, double cross
Tell the monster to get lost!

Ancient Charm
Lady Jane Wilde (1826-1896)
Ancient charms, late 1800s
To obtain the power and secrets of witchcraft, it is necessary to visit a churchyard at midnight, and cut off the hand of a recently buried corpse with your own hand. This is preserved by drying or smoking, and can be used with great and fatal effect.

Love Spell
This spell requires candle magick and is performed during the first snow. You will need a pure, white, unscented candle and a handful of sugar.
After the first snowfall of Winter, build two snow people. Try to make the snow people resemble yourself and the one for whom this spell is cast. Use a personal article of clothing or jewelry to adorn each snow person. Sprinkle a little sugar where the heart would be on each snow person. Light the candle and place between the two snow people. DO NOT LEAVE CANDLE UNATTENDED!) Recite the following charm:
By this candle that I light
Let my true love now take flight.
Lead my love on a magickal tour
Bring my love safely to my door.
Let the candle burn completely out... get ready to receive your love.

To Put a Person Under Your Spell
Use a mirror to reflect moonlight onto the face of a sleeping person to put that person under your spell.

Storing up Moon Magic
Place a jar of pure water outdoors in a clearing during a full moon. Recite the following:
Moon Spirits from above.
Fill this jar with magic and love.
Let it soak up the moonbeams until dawn. Keep the jar in a dark place, tightly sealed until you need it to perform a spell or concoct a magic brew.

Psychic Tea Recipe
Ingredients:
1 cup Full Moon Water
1/4 cup mint leaves
1 tsp sugar
Bring water to a simmer, add leaves and steep for a few minutes. Add sugar to taste.
This brew should be consumed before performing divination or psychic work to enhance senses and intuitive powers.

Reverse a Spell Cast Upon You!
You will need a new penny, a piece of birch bark, and a sprig of willow. Place all three items in your pillowcase. Recite the following charm nightly as you go to bed.
A lucky penny in my pillow,
Bark of birch and a little willow.
These gifts i give to you my friend,
So that this spell on me may end!

Dreaming Spell
Using a dream pillow to inspire psychic dreams is an ancient magickal practice used by magicians of olde. Always sleep alone when using a dream pillow and keep pen and pad handy to record your vision upon waking. Always use a dream pillow during a natural slumber, not pill-induced.
To make a dream pillow: Stuff a small cotton or muslin bag with the leaves of the mugwort plant. Place the bag in your pillow case or under your pillow.

Keeping the Boogie Man Away
Recite the following charm while flicking a light switch on and off (thirteen times)... click-click (one)... click-click (two)... and so on...
Monsters lurking far and near,
Your jaws of death I do not fear
There are no children sleeping here
So scamper off and disappear!

Reverse the Curse!
During the dark of the moon... make a wax figure of the witch or wizard who has cursed you. Melt it in a pot (HOT WAX IS DANGEROUS AND COMBUSTIBLE... USE ADULT SUPERVISION!) Repeat the following 13 times: You may not harm me -name-, You may not harm me -name-...
Dig a hole at 13 inches deep. Pour the wax into the hole. Bury it. Cover the fresh turned earth with fresh sage and a few mint leaves.

ABRACADABRA!
Abracadabra is probably the most famous magickal term of all time! It was originally used in a spell against fever.
To use this spell against a fever:
On a small piece of white paper... write the word as follows to created the inverted pyramid.
A B R A C A D A B R A
A B R A C A D A B R
A B R A C A D A B
A B R A C A D A
A B R A C A D
A B R A C A
A B R A C
A B R A
A B R
A B
A
Thread this paper on a piece of red string, yarn or ribbon. Place it around the neck of a fevered loved one and whisper the word ABRACADABRA softly three times. At midnight of the following day, remove the necklace and burn it, using the flame of a pure, white candle or cast it into the fire on the hearth.

Beware! Black Cat Enchantment!
it is well know that if a black cat crosses your path, your are doomed to have bad luck. To protect yourself against this ill fate do the following:
Spit on the ground, turn yourself around (counter-clockwise) three times, and retrace your last thirteen steps. If at all possible choose an alternate route to your destination. Chant the following:
Black Cat, i do pray,
Bring me luck and bless my way
Do not choose to bring me harm
Let me pass with this small charm.
If a Black Cat stops in your path, a simple stroke along the back as a gesture of kindness will go a long way toward the effectiveness of the charm.

REVENGE!
Performing magick for the sake of revenge is never a good idea... use this spell only if all other means have failed:
Write the name of the person whose attentions you wish to repel in red ink on a piece of white, unlined paper. Crumple the paper into a tiny ball. Place the ball in a water tight container and cover with pure water. Place the container in the freezer and recite the following three times:
Name
May your teeth chatter
At the sight of me
May your stomach grow fatter
If you don't leave me be!
Fair Warning: The spell is broken, if the charm is defrosted.


From Early 19th Century
Halloween Postcards

Come with me
All Hallow's night
We'll frighten everyone in sight
Such pranks for once,
are justified
And fun and frolic amplified

On Hallowe'en the thing
you must do
Is pretend that nothing
can frighten you
An' if somethin' scares you
and you want to run
Jus' let on like
it's Hallowe'en fun.

Just a little witch
on high
She'll tell you that
your love is nigh
Your fortune on Hallowe'en
when told
My secret will the witch unfold

May every trick
That you try to-night
Foretell a future
Of true delight.

Hold your candle steady
And keep a sharp lookout
For back among the shadows
You'll see Goblins popping out!

When you hear the owls hooting
Get your jack-o-lantern out
Put on your shroud and hurry
For ghosts should be about


Halloween Lantern
At twelve o'clock you must be ready
And hold your pumpkin good and steady
For by its rays or candle light
On Halloween all things are bright!

The Magic Hallowe'en
All Hallowe'en, the magic night
... When folly reigns supreme
The pumpkin heads are all alight
The stars are all agleam.

Greetings at Hallowe'en
The time has come
for the Witches' dance
And the spooks from far and near
Will gather and make merry
For Hallowe'en is here.

All Hallowe'en
When the world is wrapped in slumber And the moon is sailing high If you peep between the curtains You'll see witches riding by.
A Scary Halloween
Try all the tricks on Halloween --
Things aren't as frightful as they seem!

Hallowen Greeting
Out of the kettle will come for you
Good luck and other good things too!

Hallowe'en Time
Tonight upon your pillow,
Close your eyes and hide your head,
For the fairies and the goblins
Will be hovering round your bed.

Last Hallow Eve
I sought a walnut tree,
In hopes my true love's face
I might see.
Three times I called,
Three times I walked apace,
Then in the tree
I saw my true love's face.
1912 Halloween postcard

Halloween Greetings
The clock is striking midnight,
The witch her spell will cast,
All the fairies, ghouls and goblins
Will be conjured from the past.

The Hallowe'en Witches Wand
One touch of the wand
and elves appear
On Hallowe'en
-- but have no fear --
They only come
for mischief and fun
This night is their's
Till the rising sun.

The Hallowe'en Cauldon
In the firelight's gleam
By the moon's pale light
In the cauldron's steam
On Hallowe'en night
All the ghosts and goblins
Greet your sight.

Put on a witch's cloak and hat,
And gently stroke this old black cat
Then watch the candle's flickering flame
And may it spell your true love's name.

A Joyful Halloween
May the Witch, which here is seed,
Bring you a bird of a Hallowe'en.

A Happy Halloween
A pumpkin head I would like to be
If in your arms you would take me.

Pumpkins shining bright,
With their candlelight.
Bats and goblins coming too,
Watching out for you- BOO!

The witches fly
Across the sky,
The owls go, "Who? Who? Who?"
The black cats yowl
And green ghosts howl,
Scary Halloween to you!"
- Nina Willis Walter

Tis the night - the night
Of the grave's delight,
And the warlocks are at their play;
Ye think that without
The wild winds shout,
But no, it is they - it is they.
- Arthur Cleveland Coxe

You wouldn't believe
On All Hallow Eve
What lots of fun we can make,
With apples to bob,
And nuts on the hob,
And a ring-and-thimble cake.
- Carolyn Wells

INVITATION
Come at the Witching Hour of eight
And let the fairies read your fate;
Reveal to none this secret plot
or woe -- not luck -- will be your lot!

More Coming Soon!


Halloween Quotes

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
-- Jean Baudrillard

Witchcraft has not a Pedigree
'Tis early as our Breath
And mourners meet it going out
The moment of our death.
-- Emily Dickenson

Witchcraft was hung, in History,
But History and I
Find all the Witchcraft that we need
Around us, every Day.
-- Emily Dickenson

From: the Devil's Dictionary
Witch, n. (1) An ugly and repulsive old woman, in a wicked league with the devil.
(2) A beautiful and attractive young woman, in wickedness a league beyond the devil.
-- Ambrose Bierce

The boundaries which divide Life from Death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where the one ends, and where the other begins?"
-- Edgar Allan Poe, Premature Burial

Yet from those flames
No light, but rather darkness visible.
-– John Milton, Paradise Lost

Dark, dark! The horror of darkness, like a shroud, wraps me and bears me on through mist and cloud.
-– Sophocles, Oedipus Rex

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
-- Erma Bombeck

Then he saw a sort of gray phosphorescence about, and guessed they were coming even to that inner world of subterranean horror of which dim legends dwell...
-- H.P. Lovecraft, The Dream-quest of Unknown Kadath

Double, double toil and trouble; fire burn and cauldron bubble.
-- William Shakespeare, Macbeth

In the middle of the journey of our life, I came to myself within a dark wood where the straight way was lost.
-- Dante Alighieri, The Divine Comedy

I have dreamed unwonted things,
Visions that witches brew,
--Helen Dudley

Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.
-- Chris Rock

Auld Daddy Darkness creeps frae his hole,
Black as a blackmoor, blin' as a mole.
-- James Farguson

At first cock-crow the ghosts must go,
back to their quiet graves below.
-- Theodosia Garrison

Do you not know that tonight, when the clock strikes midnight, all evil things in the world will have full sway?
-- Bram Stoker, Dracula

Men say that in this midnight hour,
The disembodièd have power
To wander as it liketh them,
By wizard oak and fairy stream.
-- William Motherwell

Death be not proud, though some have called thee
Mighty and dreadfull, for, thou art not soe,
For, those, whom thou think'st, thou dost overthrow,
Die not, poore death, nor yet canst thou kill mee;
-- Christina Rossetti

I went to a party at the Playboy Mansion once. For a Halloween Party. And everyone wasn't in costume, or if they were they were little bunnies or something, and I went as Michael Jackson.
-- January Jones, Playboy Mansion

I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
-- Charles Swartz

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?"
-- Drew Carey

Nothing on Earth is so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.
-- Steve Almond

Halloween must be a big night for you. Tossing eggs, keying cars, bobbing for apples. One pathetic cry for help after another. Well, not this year, missy.
Principal Snyder, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on.
-- River Phoenix

Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.
-- Richard Harris Barham aka Thomas Ingoldsby, Esquire

Last year was the first time I actually participated in Halloween. I dressed up as a pimp, and my sister was my bitch. We had to walk down Sunset Boulevard because we couldn't get a ride to the party, and everyone was sticking their heads out of their cars and yelling at us. It was great.
-- Christina Applegate

Those seemingly interminable dark walks between houses, long before street-lit safety became an issue, were more adrenalizing than the mountains of candy filling the sack. Sadly Halloween, with our good-natured attempts to protect the little ones, from the increasingly dangerous traffic and increasingly sick adults, has become an utter bore.
-- Lauren Springer

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

During my teen years, for Halloween, I went as a registered voter.
-- Martha Plimpton
Hark! Hark to the wind! 'Tis the night, they say,
When all souls come back from the far away-
The dead, forgotten this many a day!
-- Virna Sheard

Of calling shapes, and beck'ning shadows dire,
And airy tongues that syllable men's names.
-- John Milton

Red serpents, fiery forms, and yelling hags,
Fit company for mad adventurers.
-- Philip Freneau

'Tis now the very witching time of night,
When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out
Contagion to this world.
-- William Shakespeare

Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon's silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.
-- Joel Benton

Bring forth the raisins and the nuts-
Tonight All-Hallows' Spectre struts
Along the moonlit way.
-- John Kendrick Bangs

And how then was the Devil dressed?
Oh! he was in his Sunday's best:
His jacket was red and his breeches were blue
And there was a hole where the tail came through.
-- Robert Southey

Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make!
-- Bram Stoker, Dracula

Sunday, September 23, 2012

subway is healthy alternative to fast food

if you consider 12 inches of buffalo chicken, double cheese on parmesan bread drenched in ranch dressing, a bag of doritos and a large diet coke a  healthy alternative.

eat fresh my friends.
by "fresh" i mean completely processed and pre-packaged

Thursday, September 20, 2012