THE planet Mars is increasingly uneasy about the attention it is getting from humans.

As Homo sapiens discovered evidence of water on its surface, the planet braced itself for very bad things.

Mars said: “I was like ‘don’t find the water, don’t find the water, don’t – oh fuck’.

“Because first they find the water, then they send the ships and before you know it I’m home to car factories, cheese-crust pizza and Roadchef service stations.

“Thankfully the whole ‘mass extinction’ thing seems to be coming along more quickly than space travel.

“I know it’s wrong to want that, but I can’t help it. Just being honest.”

The upper house of Japan’s parliament has approved legislation giving more power to the armed forces. This includes permitting the military to fight overseas – something banned for 70 years since WWII.

Japan is a pacifist country – at least according to its constitution. Article 9, introduced under the occupying forces after the Second World War, seems unequivocal: “The Japanese people forever renounce war and the threat or use of force.”
But new laws introduced by conservative Prime Minister Shinzo Abe will allow a broader interpretation of what the constitution does, and does not, permit – so-called “proactive pacifism”.

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their the one's who saddled germany with debts
and ruined the economy

Your ego is black

 Your ego creates a barrier between itself and the outside world, providing comfort while protecting its emotions and feelings, and hiding its vulnerabilities, insecurities and lack of self confidence.

You are most concerned with power and control, hanging onto information and things rather than giving out to others.

You are very strong, contained and sophisticated, although at times you can also be perceived as aloof, withholding and pessimistic.

Slender Man


The legendary Slender Man has been lurking in the dark recesses of online forums for years now, the spindly apparition mythologized by blurry sightings in monochrome photographs and half whispers of Internet hearsay.
In recent years, Slender Man has become somewhat of a cultural phenomenon, spawning terrifying video games, unnerving fan fiction and even novelty mugs.

"When the world was created, countless centuries ago, it was made under a set of rules."

 

"But our world is not the only world. Sharing this same space just beneath our limited senses lies another world. One likely much older. One where the rules are different."

 

 

"We should not know of this place. But sometimes those who inhabit this other realm will cross over."

"If we can’t handle what’s happening in Syria — if we can’t even get the nomenclature right, insisting on calling these desperate refugees “migrants,” as if they had just packed their suitcases and moved north for a change of scene — how can we possibly handle the more chronic, endemic humanitarian crises of extreme poverty and hunger and sickness? Who, exactly, do we think we are, launching another fanciful campaign?"

Virgo, not to be a jerk or anything, but you think too much. It’s a good thing thinking isn’t deadly. Your biggest source of stress is not being able to organize these thoughts. Make lists. I use spreadsheets to keep track of my day to day tasks. But just writing things down is a relief for you.

 Virgos also think too much, like Geminis. Virgos have a very logical thinking process, and hardly do anything in life without thinking every little aspect through to the fullest. Without making lists to organize their thoughts, Virgos can easily let stress get the best of them. They also can be very critical of themselves and others, and enjoy a profession that requires paying attention to minute details. They are problem-solvers, and will help others solve any issues they’re having in life. However, getting to the bottom of their own problems is a difficult task. Virgos would do well to put their thoughts and ideas on paper, and also not scrutinize themselves and others so much.

Virgos are very meticulous. They like organization and order, especially in the way they communicate. Grammar errors drive Virgos crazy!

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Aquarius (January 21 - February 19)

The Aquarius is a hippie elitist. They think they're the special snowflake of the bunch, constantly looking down their noses at every other Zodiac because they're so basic, man. The funny thing is, their entire lives are dedicated to the pursuit of being unique, so that tends to make them especially boring. They don't realize how boring they are until their bodies are glittered with Chinese symbol tattoos and their Hybrids are covered with every stereotypical progressive bumper sticker there is.

In sum, the Aquarius is an asshole; and they like the smell of their farts so much that everything else ends up smelling bad.

 Pisces (February 20 - March 20)

The Pisces can't take a joke. They're overly sensitive and tend to get triggered all too often. You know the type. They're the ones that heckle at comedy shows when the comedian tells an "offensive" joke. They then go home and write a blog about it.

It's fitting that they're represented by the fish, because they're slimy and cold-blooded. If you know a Pisces, always walk on eggshells because you're going to make them pout with a sarcastic joke or a harmless jab.

 Aries (March 21 - April 20)

Hitler was an Aries. And that makes sense.

They like to throw hissy fits when things don't go their way. This tends to make everyone think they have a dominant personality, because their tantrum is especially loud and domineering, but in reality, it's only a tantrum. They usually only need a hit of bitty and maybe some warm milk and a nap.

Also, the plural of Aries is "Arians," which is exceptionally creepy by itself.

 Taurus (April 21 - May 21)

Metrosexual. Materialistic. Money whore. The Taurus can be found at all hours of the day standing in front of a mirror trying to catch slight imperfections. They will then apply a new-to-the-market topical cream to address those blemishes. Once perfect, the Taurus will attend a nightclub and buy a fruity drink and sip, while scoffing at his lessers and their crappy fashion choices.

They are exceptionally boring people.

 Gemini (May 22 - June 21)

A prototypical Gemini has a dual personality. On one hand he fancies himself a genius voice of his generation, and on the other he's a complete moron. One is these ends up being the truth.

Wily and unpredictable, the Gemini loves to make people around them uncomfortable. They have zero tact, grace, or concept of self-awareness. Cough, Mike Myers. Cough, Taylor Swift.

 Cancer (June 22 - July 22)

Remember that kid in high school who wallowed in sorrow and liked to cry in the bathroom? Well, he was probably a Cancer. They retreat to their little crab shells when they get their wittle feewings hurt, which happens a lot, and usually explodes in a Columbine-like fashion in time.

Nobody likes them. They're sad.

 Leo (July 23 - August 21)

Leos are disgustingly vain creatures. They demand constant attention, or else they wither away and die. Oftentimes the Leo has a crack team of sycophants just for that purpose, whom he employs to pat his ego and sometimes do his laundry. The Leo thinks he's just being a great friend, because it's a gift to be around him, when in reality his little minions simply hate themselves.

If you call out a Leo's bed hair, they will put you on their shit list for life.

 Virgo (August 22 - September 23)

The Virgo is one lazy bastard. But not in the traditional sense. While it may seem like they're wasting away on the couch eating Pringles and masturbating for months at a time, they're actually making plans. They're meticulous and patient, and they will spend years if necessary analyzing the pros and cons, weighing the benefits, and perfecting the strategy, of getting off their fucking asses and into a cubicle.

They're also racist.

Libra (September 23 - October 22)

Libras are flirtatious to a fault. This often attracts pigs. They will then undergo serious, lengthy relationships with said pigs and never leave leave because they're too indecisive and don't have the sack.

And they're lazy. Even lazier than the Virgo. They love nothing more than sleeping in till 1 PM and spending the day in bed. They may get up to go to the bathroom or fetch the laptop to masturbate, but that's generally it.


Scorpio (October 24 - November 22)

Butters from "South Park" is the perfect Scorpio. Everyone knows him as the innocent little scamp who wouldn't harm a fly, but on the inside is an alternate ego: Professor Chaos.

Yes, the Scorpio may be a little dweebish, sad, and pathetic on the outside, but they're quite the vindictive sociopath on the inside. You will never know if they're plotting to kill you. Best to avoid them.

 Sagittarius (November 23 - December 22)

Famous Saggitarians: Miley Cyrus, Britney Spears, Nikki Minaj. The one thing in common? Obnoxiousness.

When Miley twerked like a little white idiot, when Britney shaved her head and went batty, and when Nikki wrote "Truffle Butter," these were the choices of a Sagittarius. Reckless and stupid.

The Sagittarius is also fond of saying, "I'm not religious, I'm spiritual." Which is obnoxious in its own right.


Capricorn (December 23 - January 20)

You try to get them to come out of their shell and hang, but they're painfully shy. They usually shuffle away awkwardly and do paperwork. Everyone in the office makes jokes about it.

Finally, after months of persistence, the Capricorn gets the balls to hang out. You plan to get drinks.

You order drinks from the bar and sit. Nothing. Uh oh. The Capricorn ordered fish sticks and tonic water. This is weird. You realize that you should have never invited him out because there was a reason they didn't want to. They're nothings in the personality department.

The photograph on the album cover was taken by long-time U2 photographer Anton Corbijn in the Roissy Hall 2F of the Charles de Gaulle Airport in Paris, France.[11] Unlike the busy colour sleeves of the band's 1990s records, the cover is a single monochrome image of the band in the airport's departure terminal. The designers describe the look they created as "grown up". Early versions of the cover released to the press show a departure sign that reads "F21-36", however, this was changed to J33-3 in reference to the Bible verse Jeremiah 33:3, "Call unto me and I will answer thee great and mighty things which thou knowest not." Bono referred to it as "God's phone number"[11] The lyric "3:33 when the numbers fell off the clock face" appears on the song "Unknown Caller" from the group's 2009 album No Line on the Horizon.

"You have grown into a violent thing. A man of solitude, drifting across these sands. Fearing those who make you feel human."

Traditional educational systems basically teach us that the history of man only dates back to about 8,000 years ago while religious texts date mankind to approximately 6,000 years ago.  It is more than obvious that there a massive push to occlude our true history and origins.

A map drawn on a gazelle skin of an unfrozen Antarctica was found in 1929.  The map was drawn in 1513 by Piri Reis, who had privileged access to the Imperial Library of Constantinople.  Contained within the notes found on the map, Reis stated that he compiled and copied the data from a large number of source maps, some of which dated back to the 4 BC or earlier.  Our history books tell us that Antarctica was discovered by Captain James Cook while crossing the Antarctic Circle on January 17, 1773 with the ships HMS Resolution and Adventure.

1. How did Reis know of Antarctica several hundred years before Captain James Cook ‘discovered’ it?

The last time Antarctica was not frozen was at least 4,000 BC, so…

2. Where did the Imperial Library of Constantinople get THEIR information and who is responsible for the initial drawing of that map?

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A tiny figurine made of baked-clay (right) was brought up in amongst the debris churned out by a huge drill bit during the drilling of a well in Nampa Idaho in 1889. The object is a one inch long figure with one leg broken off at the knee.

3. Is it possible that mankind has been here many times LONG BEFORE our recorded past?

4. How many millennia would it take for an object like this to be buried 300 feet into the ground?

According to Darwinism, man evolved from ape.

5. If man evolved from ape, then why are there still apes?

6. There are pyramids on every continent of the world.  Who built them and why were they built?

In Ecuador, one large Jade cup and 12 smaller Jade cups were found. Each of the smaller cups are a little bit different in size, but if you were to fill each one and pour them into the larger one, the contents would exactly fill the larger cup. The large cup has a perfect inlaid star constellation, showing Orion and other stars.

Klaus Dona stated, “inside the big cup it is very, very magnetic and outside the cup nearly nothing. Professional geologists are saying this is impossible because if a stone has metal particles inside the stone, it must be same magnetic from both sides.”

7. If scientists say that it is impossible to have a very magnetic inside of a jade cup with a non-magnetic outside of the same cup, then who created these vessels and where are they from?

In Illoinois a well bit brought up a 200,000 year old bronze coin from a depth of 114 feet just outside Chillicothe, Illinois. According to the Illinois State Geological Survey, the deposits containing the coin are between 200,000 and 400,000 years old.

8. Long before our state-sponsored recorded history will admit that civilized man was on Earth, what culture made this coin?

More than 350 artifacts were found in Ecuador in an old tunnel system.  One artifact in particular shows the same pyramid with an all-seeing eye at the top of it (below).  Under a black light, the eye takes on an interesting hue while on the bottom of this artifact (see picture below), you can see a star map of Orion’s Belt along with writing that is older than any known writing on this planet. According to the research of Klaus Dona, the same writing has been found all over the world, proving that there was a pre-existing GLOBAL civilization that is much older than any Sanskrit writings.

9. Why do all history classes exclude this information?

We are seeing a continuing theme involving Orion’s Belt.

The pyramids on the Giza Plateau also reflect the exact same alignment as the “3 Kings” of Orion’s Belt.

10. What visitors came to this planet from Orion’s Belt?

11. What is the significance of the Orion’s Belt constellation?

Professor Kurt Schildmann, former President of the German Linguistic Association, called this writing “pre-Sanskit” (older than 6,000 years old) and was able to translate the writing as follows:

“The son of the creator comes.”

12. What is the true meaning of this pyramid and why is this symbol still being used?

In the pre-religious Anunnaki creation myth, Anu had 2 sons, Enki and Enlil.  Enki, also known as Ea (as in EArth) in Sumerian texts, was loving and kind to the genetically modified humans who mined gold for the Anunnaki.

13. Does “The son of the creator comes” refer to Enki?

The Old and New Testament of the Christian bible clearly shows one vengeful god who kills millions of people while an apparently different god who is all loving.

14. Does the bible reflect the story of Enlil (Old Testament, malevolent towards humans) and Enki (New Testament, all-loving toward humans)?

In the Old Testament, Genesis 1:26, it states, “Let us make man in our image, after our likeness.”

15. Who is “us” and “our”?

In 1851 in Dorchester, Massachusetts, a 4-1/2 inch high zinc and silver alloy vase was dynamited out of solid rock 15 feet below the surface.  On the sides were figures of flowers in bouquet arrangements, inlaid with pure silver.

The rock out of which it came is estimated to be 100,000 years old.

16. According to academia, what civilization was capable of this type of art 100,000 years ago?

Over 200 metallic spheres have been found in South Africa and areestimated to be 4,500 million years old.  There are two types of spheres:

“One of solid bluish metal with white flecks, and another which is a hollow ball filled with a white spongy center” (Jimison, 1982).

17. Our recorded history tells us that civilized man has only been here anywhere between 6-8,000 years, so who made these spheres millions of years beforehand?

With the exception of stone and precious metals, virtually everything we own right now would eventually turn to dirt throughout the millennia, including all of our TV’s, cellphones, cars, planes and everything made of plastic.

If by chance, some major catastrophe were to hit our planet, within 100,000 years, just about every hint of civilization would be buried under years of decay.

18. Is it possible that there are malevolent rulers who have kept us in economic subservience for literally hundreds of thousands of years, if not millions of years?

All religions seem to share similar stories.

19. Is it possible that this template has been used since the earliest incarnations came to this planet, perhaps billions of years ago?

20. When will we finally learn to live without being economic slaves to the same system of domination and control?

You are my love I feel you in my heart You are my world I just can't live apart Because you are my heart Because you are my soul If you're not here I am all alone You Live in me Everyday I miss you so much my love Everynight i miss your touch And this feeling takes my heart Down and down My nights are sleepless, my love And I know you feel the same, my baby But you know, I do not care anything, Because now you are my love, my heart and my soul

As the 21st century begins, human evolution is at a turning point. Natural selection, the process by which the strongest, the smartest, the fastest, reproduced in greater numbers than the rest, a process which had once favored the noblest traits of man, now begins to favor different traits. Most science fiction of the day predicts a future that will be more civilized and more intelligent. But as time goes on, things seem to be heading in the opposite direction. A dumbing down. How did this happen? Evolution does not necessarily reward intelligence. With no natural predators to thin the herd, it begins to simply reward those who reproduce the most, and  the intelligent are left to become an endangered species.

 As the years pass, mankind becomes more stupid at a frightening rate. Sadly the greatest minds and resources are focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections.

TRUE HISTORY:
Let's start with the familiar beginning with the Genesis 6 and the Book of Enoch. In the time of Jared (see Genesis 5), 200 sons of God called the Watchers came to preach to man at Mt. Hermon (Mt. Sion). They saw how beautiful women were and made a plan to marry some and have children. Their children were the Nephilim- tremendous giants(called Titans by the Greeks). The fallen watchers taught them witchcraft and hermetic magic, metal working, technology beyond what we have now, make up, death blows, roots and medicines, etc. They each lived for hundreds and hundreds of years and their technology was far beyond what we have today except maybe for the suppressed types. God had the fallen Watchers punished immediately as told of in 2 Peter 2:4; Jude 6; and the Book of Enoch. They were buried in Dudael (modern day Southwestern desert of USA) to be punished. Their children, the Nephilim, kept doing vile things and ruled over man. They ate all food and animals and then started eating men! God sent the flood to destroy them and all their evil technology. The antediluvians countries of Poseidonis (Atlantis), Mu, Lemuria, and Hyperborea were then destroyed as well.
5 MILLENNIA LATER:
After consultation with Tibetan monks and a huge disgusting satanic sacrifice of Jews, the Nazis found out that Poseidonis was none other than flash frozen Antarctica. They began to dig up rune riddled antediluvian technologies like vimanas, bluebeam holography, crystals, plasma beam weaponry, etc. The Nazis retro-engineered the vimanas. Their first efforts were the Nazi Bell, Haunebu, and the Vril (foo fighters). The US found out and proceeded with Operation Highjump under Admiral Byrd(research him). They took over the technology, the area, and sent the German scientists/occultists of the Thule Society and Vril Society to America under Operation Paperclip. As prophesied in Amos 9:2, the illuminati (via MJ-12)started digging up the fallen watchers from their punishments in Dudael with the help of people like Phil Schneider. Phil was murdered for talking too much to the public. Sadly, he went to his grave thinking he dug up sulphur wreaking "aliens" from deep, random pits in the deserts of south-western USA.
PRESENT AND FUTURE:
Now the fallen Watchers work alongside evil men within D.U.M.B.s all over the world (like Area 51/S-4) building the anti-Christ's army with suppressed technology. They are also remaking the nephilim under the guise of "alien abduction". They have conditioned the public with MK-ULTRA through Hollywood, dumbed down school systems, media, music and even youtube to accept these demons as "aliens". They are going to pretend to be aliens to bring in the anti-Christ's seven year New World Order- one world governYOUment. and one world religion with many ways to Heaven. They will say we are all "christs" and "gods" except the anti-Christ is the main one. They will force the mark (PostiveID verichips & somark tattoos) on everyone. They will share their "alien gospel"- they came to earth because they are from Mars and there was a catastrophe there. They seeded monkey DNA and created us in their image with the evil Vatican leading the way as they try to destroy real Christianity. They are our supposed loving "gods". Now we are ready for their "truths". They will show many wonders and signs to make people believe. They will say they were backwards too until they rid themselves of stupid religious people like the Christians and suggest we do the same. Then we all better be ready to run as fast as you can.
THE SET UP:
This coming greatest lie of all time was mainly set up by two earlier big lies- 1.fake Roswell crash & 2.the faked manned Apollo lunar landings. Watch Jarrah White's Moonfaker videos on youtube that totally expose their lies if you can. We have never been to the Moon on a rocket. Apollo missions are fake. You and I will never go to the Moon nor Mars... a FEMA camp perhaps if we decline the RFID trackers. How would you buy "aliens" if we couldn't even get off this little rock. This was a pivotal ploy of the Masonic astro-NOT gang. NASA sprang forth from JPL which was founded by the sick Jack Parsons (wikipedia him)- the pupil of the most evil Aleister Crowley (definitely research him). Ever wonder why most NASA missions are named after ancient pagan "gods"??? (see 1 Corinthians 10:20) But evil supernatural power will be envoked as to fool even many of Almighty God's very elect.

"I am homesick for a place I am not sure even exists. One where my heart is full. My body loved. And my soul understood."

THE NEW WORLD ORDER by A. Ralph Epperson
The New World Order will include changes in:
the family:
homosexual marriages will be legalized;
parents will not be allowed to raise their
children (the state will;) all women will be
employed by the state and not allowed to
be "homemakers"; divorce will become exceedingly
easy and monogynous marriage
will be slowly phased out;
the workplace:
the government will become the owner of
all of the factors of production; the private
ownership of property will be outlawed;
religion:
religion will be outlawed and believers
will be either eliminated or imprisoned;
there will be a new religion: the worship
of man and his mind; all will believe in
the new religion;
The United States will play a major role in bringing it to
the world.
World wars have been fought to further its aims.
Adolf Hitler, the NAZI Socialist, supported the goal of the
planners.
The majority of the people will not readily accept "the
new world order" but will be deceived into accepting it by two
strategies:
1. Those in favor of the changes will have become seated
in the very thrones of power, generally without the
public realizing that fact;
2. The "old world order" will be destroyed piece by piece,
by a series of planned "nibbles" at the established
format.
The Communist Party is actively supporting the changes
to the "new world order."
The basic tenets of Christianity, which were the base for
the "old world order," will have to be eliminated.
If the slower, methodical techniques of change do not
function, violence will be introduced and controlled by the
planners.
The people of the world will give up their freedom to the
"controllers" because there will be a planned famine, or some
other serious occurrence, such as a depression or war.