you confused tumb of nauseating dog meat
You pitiful apology for defective walrus blubber.

On we go…

You pitiful crock of dehydrated monkey zits.
You dismal lump of fossilised hog swill.
You demented sack of second-hand cow pies.
You insignificant box of nauseating stomach acid.
You atrocious crock of musty swamp mud.
You retarded ball of dusky dirty underwear.

You shameless eruption of fermenting kangaroo vomit.



Thou churlish, elf-skinned rudesby.
Thou roguish, pale-hearted waterfly.
Thou vain, rude-growing hedge-pig.