to all you health nuts out there. why don't you get yourself a new hobby? thanks to you everything is no fat, no sodium, gluten-free, caffeine free, sugar-free, and all-around just fucking tasteless.
if you want to eat food like this leave the food that normal people eat alone, and eat tofu.
better yet wage your little health war on drugs. that way you can have alcohol with less alcohol, cocaine with less cocaine, and drunk driving without the drunk driving.
leave the damn food alone. what next water without H2O?