1. Are the dinosaurs real or just plastic models? I read somewhere that they went extinct several years ago but, if you've found some "live" ones somewhere, I'd be anxious and thrilled to see 'em. And, those humans that ride them, how much training was needed to "break the Dino's in"?
2. How did Noah gather up all those animals? Did he send folks to Australia to retrieve the Kangaroos and to the South Pole to catch the Penguins? And who hopped with them back to Aussie land after the flood? I hope you kept the Penguins cool. I hear penguins can't sweat.
3. Do the ark exhibits show how the animals were fed and how the poop was disposed of? I hear one elephant can produce about 100 pounds a day. But for 40 days? Wow, that's a load a crap. Weren't Noah and his sons shoveling a lot?
4. Did Noah's sons procreate during the flood or after? I know that's a real personal issue. But seeing as they had to repopulate the entire earth with just THEIR offspring, I'd think they would have probably started building a family right away. But you probably know for sure. And how did Noah's kids deal with the incest problem? I mean, brothers and sisters? Come on, now! That’s kinda weird.
5. Where did all that water come from to cover the entire earth? Did some glaciers melt? And where did it all go after it quit raining? Was there a big sink hole somewhere? Maybe all the whales in the ocean drank it up. Good question, huh? But wait, they'd just pee it back into the ocean, wouldn't they?
6. How did you keep animals like tigers from eating animals like little lambs? Did you offer them canned meat instead? Did you reprogram their little brains?
7. Was there an exercise room on the ark to keep the animals fit and in good spirits? I know whenever I take a long airplane trip, say 6 hours or more, I really get bored and my legs go to sleep.
8. Since Noah was in his early 800's when he started building the ark, didn't he get tired and have to take a lot of breaks often? I remember, ( god rest his soul) my grandfather could only chop wood for 30 minutes at a time before having to sit down. And he was only 104.He was always out of breath. Whew!!
9. When those doves were sent out to check for dry land, how did they find their way back? Are you sure they weren't really homing pigeons? Can we see them, too?
10. Didn’t Noah and the Mrs. get on each other's nerves cooped up like that for 40 days and nights? Maybe their sons intervened in those fights...when they weren't busy procreating, that is...wink wink.
11. Can we hear God’s booming voice, when the rainbow appears and he promises “NO MORE FLOODS...TSUNAMIS? OY VEY, WE’LL SEE”.
12. Finally, do you offer any sort of guarantee for fortifying ones's fundamentalist beliefs? I'd hate to come back home with these same ole nagging questions.
2. How did Noah gather up all those animals? Did he send folks to Australia to retrieve the Kangaroos and to the South Pole to catch the Penguins? And who hopped with them back to Aussie land after the flood? I hope you kept the Penguins cool. I hear penguins can't sweat.
3. Do the ark exhibits show how the animals were fed and how the poop was disposed of? I hear one elephant can produce about 100 pounds a day. But for 40 days? Wow, that's a load a crap. Weren't Noah and his sons shoveling a lot?
4. Did Noah's sons procreate during the flood or after? I know that's a real personal issue. But seeing as they had to repopulate the entire earth with just THEIR offspring, I'd think they would have probably started building a family right away. But you probably know for sure. And how did Noah's kids deal with the incest problem? I mean, brothers and sisters? Come on, now! That’s kinda weird.
5. Where did all that water come from to cover the entire earth? Did some glaciers melt? And where did it all go after it quit raining? Was there a big sink hole somewhere? Maybe all the whales in the ocean drank it up. Good question, huh? But wait, they'd just pee it back into the ocean, wouldn't they?
6. How did you keep animals like tigers from eating animals like little lambs? Did you offer them canned meat instead? Did you reprogram their little brains?
7. Was there an exercise room on the ark to keep the animals fit and in good spirits? I know whenever I take a long airplane trip, say 6 hours or more, I really get bored and my legs go to sleep.
8. Since Noah was in his early 800's when he started building the ark, didn't he get tired and have to take a lot of breaks often? I remember, ( god rest his soul) my grandfather could only chop wood for 30 minutes at a time before having to sit down. And he was only 104.He was always out of breath. Whew!!
9. When those doves were sent out to check for dry land, how did they find their way back? Are you sure they weren't really homing pigeons? Can we see them, too?
10. Didn’t Noah and the Mrs. get on each other's nerves cooped up like that for 40 days and nights? Maybe their sons intervened in those fights...when they weren't busy procreating, that is...wink wink.
11. Can we hear God’s booming voice, when the rainbow appears and he promises “NO MORE FLOODS...TSUNAMIS? OY VEY, WE’LL SEE”.
12. Finally, do you offer any sort of guarantee for fortifying ones's fundamentalist beliefs? I'd hate to come back home with these same ole nagging questions.
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