A man enters Club ZEN in Port of Spain and orders a drink. ZEN has a new robot bartender.
The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him: 'What's your IQ?'
The man replies '150' and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors,
quantum physics and spirituality,biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual
proclivities.
The customer is very impressed and thinks, 'This is really cool.' He decides to test the robot. He walks out of ZEN, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, 'What's your IQ?' The man responds, 'about a 100.' Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, cricket, supermodels, favourite fast foods, guns and women's breasts.
Really impressed, the man leaves ZEN and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, 'What's your IQ?' The man replies, 'uhh, 50, I think.' And the robot says... Real slowly, 'So............... Yuh gonna vote for Manning again?'
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