Im Just A Human

You are just like me
I`m just a human
I am just like you
I`m just a human
We all stand or sit when we pee
I`m just a human just a human being
When I doo-doo is my shit not brown
it`s a universal thing we all flush it down
And when you wipe do you look at the tissue
most folks do, it ain`t even an issue
Hot stuff makes it burn comin out
I bet everyone knows what I`m talkin about
Cause we are all one race on this planet
we all burp and fart, and that`s the way God planned it
So don`t act like your superior
eat something bad an just like me you`ll get diarrhea
Cause black, white, yellow, red, brown or gold
our shit all comes from the same little hole

You are just like me
I`m just a human
I am just like you
I`m just a human
We all stand or sit when we pee
I`m just a human just a human being

Like most humans in my car I pick my nose
we`ve all mined a rock or two I`d suppose
The nose might be white when you reach to clean
but red, yellow, brown or black the booger`s still green
An sometimes it`s anchored to some snot
that hangs from your nose, and you`re afraid it`s gonna drop
So you catch it in your hand and hope no one realizes
you`ve got mucous on your hand while your driving
So you look for a place to try and hide it
you open up your mouth, and there you slide it
But it ain`t really much for you to worry about
cause you won`t be first or last to put a booger in your mouth

You are just like me
I`m just a human
I am just like you
I`m just a human
We all stand or sit when we pee
I`m just a human
Just a human being

Sometimes I smell the lint from my belly button
how could somethin so small make a stench so rotten
At night there`s always jam between my toes
sometimes I pull it out, and that`s the way it goes
When I`m alone I`ll take a leak in the shower
I bet you do it too, it`s only water
I pick sleep from my eyes and wax from my ears
I rub the goo between my fingers and I watch it disappear
It might sound gross to you
but these are the things we all do
So shake hands with your fellow man but first
make sure he`s washed his hands

You are just like me
I`m just a human
I am just like you
I`m just a human
We all stand or sit when we pee
I`m just a human
Just a human being