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“What happened to your values? What happened to good manners and and monogamy? You’re my word is my bond people. These guys lie just to stay in practice,” he said. “You’re all about an honest day’s work. Trump watches TV until noon. You’re frugal. They spend like identity thieves who got hold of your PIN number.”

“You’re stoic. Trump’s a whiny little bitch,”

“You did not like it that the country was ‘taken over’ by liberals and feminists and elites, whatever. So you were feeling vulnerable and disrespected. So you brought in some muscle from the East Coast for protection. And now you’re married to the mob.”

“Cause that’s what this administration is: a protection racket. That’s what freaked out Comey about Trump. He had served Democrats and Republicans. He never worked for Childish Gambino. He couldn’t believe it when Trump said to him, ‘I hope you can let this go’ like the health inspector just found a finger in the linguini.”

“People call this presidency a reality show. It’s more like a Scorsese movie,”

When Trump was accused of sexual harassment during the campaign, he brought in Bill Clinton’s accusers to sit in the gallery at the debate, “just like Michael Corleone brought Frank Pentangeli’s brother into court.”

Trump has surround himself with “disposable lawyers and idiot members of his own family.”

“Who is his worst enemy? The FBI.”

“Where does his money come from? He’s in construction.”

“He’s so much like a Don his name is literally Don.”

“What part of this isn’t mob-like?”

“They’re using a legitimate front business, in this case the White House, to enrich the family. He’s got a consigliere who says things like ‘Men are disposable, but a fine woman like Ivanka’ – who’s writing this dialogue, Mario Puzo?”

Trump had a personal Luca Brasi-like bodyguard. “He’s got the Jew bookkeeper,”

“He’s got the up-and-coming good earner, Scaramucci, who’s cut from the same cloth as the Don: rayon.”

He’s even got the fat guy from New Jersey, who he keeps around to make him look thin.

“And Joe Pesci was the campaign manager,”

“Oh and, of course, Fredo. Who they send to handle little things, like peace in the Middle East,”

Last week on Fox News Channel, Giuliani said “Michael Cohen did his job: he made it go way.”

he is an egomaniac and a blowhard. But I did not realize until this year, he’s a cheap hood all along, a common thug,”

“Maybe that’s OK with you. Maybe you said to yourself, ‘this business we’ve chosen’,”